kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

  • cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
  • cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......

dailyreasontobehappy:

being a cashier means that according to the customers, you either know every single thing about everything or you are clueless and incompetent and can’t be trusted regarding anything

lustonheels:

Selma I love you!
  • me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
  • me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
fuckyeahtattoos:

Foxy lady! by Mud,Nantes, France

My anxiety is so bad I feel like crying and possibly want to quit my job because I hate it now

I’m just so stressed about everything in my life I can’t think straight, I feel like I’m making a million mistakes and that everyone in my life either hates me or is ignoring me

lolitasweeter:

Lolita trying to decide whether she got the booty